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Witty Twisters Fashions

Break the ice with these fashions for more friends, fun or relationships, and a better life.

SEXUALITY T-SHIRTS
Unleash Help funny rescue dog t-shirt

Witty Twisters help you help others.

If you're an altruistic person that gives a crap about anything, then check out the Geological T-shirt Collection for the best environmental humor and political satires. We also donate to one of several charities when you buy a specified product.

GEOLOGICAL T-SHIRTS

Sexy t-shirts for sexy women

Funny fashions for summer

Food and Drink T-shirts

These funny food-eating and drink-drinking t-shirts with breakfast, lunch, and dinner humor.... 

  • Mission Statement

    Witty Twisters Fashions is dedicted to an altruistic goal by bringing thought-provoking and humorous fashions to the world.

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    Everyone can have a better life when you wear a Witty Twister and then you'll be nice to two friends, and so on, and so on.

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  • Trust Us

    We offer several guarantees including your money back if you're not completely satisfied with your purchase. We will go that extra mile and a half to make sure you're happy.

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    We've got your back covered literally and metaphorically. Who else can say that?

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  • Have a very scary Xmas funny anti-Christmas t-shirt

    Anti-Fashions

    We not only have fashions that get you attention from others, we also have anti-Christmas, anti-playa and just anti-social in general fashions.

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    Wear our anti-fashions and never be bothered by certain people again. That should make your life better right there.

    Anti-social T-shirts 
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  • Greenpeace International

    Greenpeace International

    Greenpeace exists because this fragile earth deserves a voice.

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  • World Wildlife Fund: WWF

    A non-governmental organization that works in the field of wilderness preservation.

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  • Friends of Ukraine Defence Forces Fund

    Your support will help Ukraine's heroes to defend their country.

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