Witty Twisters Fashions are designed to bring human lifestyles into the open and break the ice for more of everything. If you love to live life to the fullest, then why not let other like minded people know that in a humorous way without having to say a word.

These sexy and funny adult humor prints and fashions can change your life for the better if you let them. When someone wears a Witty Twister and another person laughs or giggles, their day is improved and you may proceed to have a relationship of any kind with that person if you so choose.

Or, you can wear a Witty Twister to ward off people as well with anti-social, anti-Xmas, or anti-playa fashions.

When it comes to customer service, privacy, and transparency, we will provide you with all the info we can and support you in every way possible, with no excuses. Although nobody is perfect, we will make sure you are as happy as possible with your purchases at all times.

*We DO NOT sell any information to anyone for any reason.

When you purchase a product from us, any problem you have is a problem we have to fix, it's just in our nature.

We have your back covered literally and metaphorically. What other company can say that?

Witty Twisters Fashions is dedicated to improving everyone's lives including yours, through humorous thought-provoking ideas that bring lifestyles out into the open. Adults who drink, think, smoke, toke, or love to have sex need to express their lifestyles to find like minded individuals using humor and new ideas.

We can turn the world on with a smile, and make every day worthwhile if we can spread altruism instead of apathy across the world, and we aim to do that through humorous and thought-provoking fashions.