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It's Zombie Time Pour Me Another Drink - T-Shirt - Black
It's Zombie Time Pour Me Another Drink - T-Shirt. Zombies are a staple of horror movies, but if you drink enough, you can turn into a zombie by the end of the night. Of course, you can also drink the zombie cocktails as well....- From $30.00
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Keep Calm And Hit A Bong Puff Puff Pass! - T-Shirt - Black
Keep Calm And Hit A Bong Puff Puff Pass! - T-Shirt. Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. For stoners to keep calm, we need to hit a bong....- From $30.00
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Keep Calm and Plow On - T-Shirt - Black
Keep Calm and Plow On - T-Shirt. Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. Keep Calm and Plow On is a motivational t-shirt for cocaine users that plow lines...- From $30.00
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Keeper Of The Time Stoned - T-Shirt - Black
Keeper Of The Time Stoned - T-Shirt. In the Avengers Infinity War movie, Dr. Strange was called the keeper of the time stone. If you're a stoner of any kind, a marijuana activist, or a recreational pot smoker, now there's a stoner t-shirt built...- From $30.00
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Kicks Me - T-Shirt - Black
Kicks Me - T-Shirt. This funny kicks me t-shirt takes the age-old school prank of sticking a kick me note on someone's back and twists it onto the front and refers to getting your kicks, not kicked. If you like to get your kicks...- From $30.00
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Late Heavy Bombardment A Few More Drinks Before Closing Time - T-Shirt - Black
Late Heavy Bombardment A Few More Drinks Before Closing Time - T-Shirt. If you're a late-night heavy drinker who's always dreading the last call, wear this drinker t-shirt that twists an astronomical event into a drunk-assed comical event. The Late Heavy Bombardment was about...- From $30.00
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Lighten Up - T-Shirt - Black
Lighten Up - T-Shirt. Stoners use Zippo lighters a lot and that means stoners like to light up, but also want people to lighten up as well. If you're a stoner who wants to send a double message, then wear this funny 420 lifestyle...- From $30.00
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Liquor Hard - T-Shirt - Black
Liquor Hard is a funny men's adult humor drinking t-shirt. Liquor, also called hard liquor or distilled spirits, is an alcoholic beverage produced by distilling grains, vegetables, or fruits. Liquor Hard is when a person performs oral sex on a woman aka cunnilingus. So,...- From $30.00
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LSD Looking Surrealistic Dude - T-Shirt - Black
LSD Looking Surrealistic Dude - T-Shirt. LSD is Lysergic acid diethylamide aka acid or lucy and is a potent psychedelic drug. LSD can also stand for looking surrealistic dude. It doesn't, but it could, and does on this funny hard drug user's t-shirt. Wear...- From $30.00
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Magic Is Real - T-Shirt - Black
Magic Is Real - T-Shirt. Magic is real because magic mushrooms are real, good. This funny stoner t-shirt is for stoners who love to take magic mushrooms on a ride. Making magic is what these mushrooms are all about and this funny stoner t-shirt...- From $30.00
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Mary Pothead And The Sorcerer's Stoned - T-Shirt - Black
Mary Pothead And The Sorcerer's Stoned - T-Shirt. First, there was the Harry Pothead parody, but now here's the Mary Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned funny stoner t-shirt with a woman instead, because women smoke weed too. Wear this humorous 420 lifestyle tee shirt...- From $30.00
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Merry Wanna - T-Shirt - Black
Merry Wanna - T-Shirt. This funny weed t-shirt is for pot smokers and marijuana tokers who want to make other stoners laugh without alerting straight people about their lifestyle. If you like to be subtle about your cannabis consumption then buy this t-shirt to...- From $30.00
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Milkshake Machine - T-Shirt - Black
Milkshake Machine - T-Shirt. We all know what a milkshake machine is, it's women's boobs bouncing when they dance. Bet you didn't see that one coming. Women's breasts don't have milk usually, but men always think of their boobs as milk jugs, so when...- From $30.00
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More Bounce For The Ounce - T-Shirt - Black
More Bounce For The Ounce - T-Shirt. More Bounce to the Ounce is a song by American funk band Zapp. More Bounce For The Ounce is women's boobs bouncing when they dance, run, cough, or sneeze. This sexy adult humor t-shirt is for women...- From $30.00
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Mr. Plow - T-Shirt - Black
Mr. Plow - T-Shirt. Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow. That was Homer Simpson's plow company, but on this funny stoner t-shirt, they'll call you Mr. Plow because of all the cocaine you snort. Yes coke is a...- From $30.00
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Mushbooms - T-Shirt - Black
Mushbooms - T-Shirt. Magic mushrooms can be eaten, mixed with food, or brewed like tea for drinking. They can also be mixed with cannabis or tobacco and smoked. They're also the only mushrooms that have a psychedelic kick or boom to them. That's why...- From $30.00
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My Name Is Hurl It's Also What I Do - T-Shirt - Black
My Name Is Hurl It's Also What I Do - T-Shirt. Remember the TV show My Name Is Earl? This parody t-shirt is for drinkers and says My Name Is Hurl and it's also what I do. If you're a drinker then you have...- From $30.00
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No Problem and Problem - T-Shirt - Black
No Problem and Problem - T-Shirt. The No Problem & Problem bumper sticker is usually found on Jeeps, SUVs, and even boats, but until now it hasn't been applied to drunk people. Wear this drinking and driving t-shirt and be saved by others when...- From $30.00
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No Smoking Weed In This Area - T-Shirt - Black
No Smoking Weed In This Area - T-Shirt. There are no smoking signs everywhere and even some no smoking weed signs as well. But on this funny weed-smoking stoner's t-shirt, the NO has a circle and line through it, reversing it and saying YES...- From $30.00
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Oh Cannabis - T-Shirt - Black
Oh Cannabis - T-Shirt. If you're a Canadian pot smoker, then you'll love this version of Oh Canada titled, Oh Cannabis. The verse - with glowing eyes, we see the rise, is about waking and baking, just so you know. You can also get...- From $30.00
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