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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
Experience the perfect balance of fun and relaxation with Bare Maximum Beach Towels. Featuring funny and sexy nudist and naturist adult humor, this nudity towel design adds a touch of playfulness to your lazy nude beach days. Embrace your inner nudist and enjoy the ultimate nude beach experience. These tanning accessories are available in three different sizes to fit your mood or lifestyle.
You can do the minimum, or you can show everything. If you like to get nude, then use this funny and sexy nudist and naturist adult humor nudity towel and start baring to the max. This sunbathing accessory for men or women is all about getting naked and makes a great gift for college students, strippers, nudists, or exhibitionists. They come in 3 different sizes for drying or lounging.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Make a bold statement at the beach with Bare Maximum towels. Designed for those who dare to stand out, these towels combine vibrant colors with cheeky adult humor, ensuring you’re the center of attention. Soft, absorbent, and generously sized, they’re perfect for lounging, sunbathing, or sparking conversations. Embrace your daring side and bring some playful edge to your beach days.
Turn heads at nude beaches with the Bare Maximum Sexy Towel. Crafted for those who embrace confidence and freedom, this towel offers bold style and playful charm while providing soft, comfortable coverage. Its daring design perfectly complements your adventurous spirit, making it the ultimate beach essential for uninhibited fun.
Created to make sunny escapades at the beaches even more pleasurable, this hits all the right marks. Available in 3 sizes for you to choose from, each one is made with a cotton back, and a polyester front for a stunning appearance under the hot summer sun.
.: 100% polyester blend front
.: 100% cotton back
.: 0.16" (4mm) thick fabric
.: Comes in 3 sizes
.: One side edge-to-edge print
Choose Bare Maximum Beach Towels for their superior blend of comfort, durability, and distinctive style. Made from high-quality, absorbent materials, these towels dry quickly and withstand frequent use. Their bold designs add personality to your beach experience, while generous sizing ensures ample coverage. Ideal for those seeking both function and flair, Bare Maximum towels elevate your outdoor relaxation with expert craftsmanship and lasting appeal.
These towels are more than just suntanning accessories, they represent a clothing-optional lifestyle. These blend public nudity with the celebration of nudism culture, making them a favorite among fans of nude beaches. Whether you're passionate about public nudity or want to connect with other nudists, these are perfect for any sandy seashore.
Bare Maximum Beach Towels are available in three sizes to suit your needs, from compact options perfect for quick trips to generously sized towels ideal for lounging or sharing. Crafted with high-quality, absorbent fabric, each size offers excellent comfort and durability. Choose the perfect fit to enhance your beach experience with both practicality and style.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Tumble dry: low heat
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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