All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions

All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt

Celebrate the holiday season with this humorous sweatshirt you will want to wear! Made for those who...
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All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt - Witty Twisters Fashions

All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt

$35.00

All I want for Christmas is not a sweater - Sweatshirt

$35.00
Color: Black
Size: S

Celebrate the holiday season with this humorous sweatshirt you will want to wear! Made for those who aren't fans of an ugly Christmas sweater, this crewneck shirt is perfect for showing off your quirky personality. With a touch of wordplay and a dash of humor, this is the ideal addition to your holiday wardrobe.

You can wish for your two front teeth, just don't ask for any sweaters. Xmas is a time of joy and sweaters isn't it, probably never was. Buy this funny crewneck sweatshirt that's not a, you know what, and give everyone the right holiday season gift-giving idea.

Adult Humor

Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.

Get ready to skip the cheesy holiday sweaters this year with our "All I want for Christmas is not a sweater" sweatshirt. Perfect for those who prefer comfort and a little sass over traditional festive wear, this cozy sweatshirt keeps you warm while making your holiday stance crystal clear. Ideal for holiday parties or lounging by the fire, it’s the playful way to celebrate the season without the itchy knitwear.

All I want for Christmas

Celebrate the holidays with a twist on a classic tune! This playful sweatshirt declares, "All I want for Christmas is not a sweater," instead of two front teeth. Perfect for those who’d rather skip the traditional knitwear and keep things cozy and fun. Soft and comfy, it’s a cheeky nod to the holiday song parody that’s sure to bring smiles and laughs at any festive gathering. Stay warm, stay witty, and let your outfit sing this season!

Sweatshirt

Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck shirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline delivers a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

Why Buy This Product

Choose the "All I want for Christmas is not a sweater" sweatshirt for a comfortable and stylish alternative to traditional holiday attire. Crafted from soft, durable fabric, it offers warmth without the itchiness of typical Christmas sweaters. Its witty message adds a playful touch to your festive wardrobe, making it ideal for casual gatherings or relaxed holiday days. This sweatshirt combines comfort, humor, and seasonal spirit, ensuring you stay cozy while expressing your unique holiday style.

EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean

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