Cottage King There's always a woman at the end of my dock. - T-Shirt. If you own or rent a cottage, then this funny and sexually suggestive t-shirt will make you the king of cottages because there's always a woman at the end of your dock, which does sound a lot like something else as well. If you're an adult heterosexual male, then wear this funny cottage humor t-shirt and get those women sitting on the end of your co... uh, dock.
Buy this funny Cottage King adult men's sexual humor t-shirt here.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specialty spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size