Cryosphere Shrinkage Is much worse than what happens to men - Woven Tote Bag

Save the planet with cool style using our Cryosphere Shrinkage Woven Tote Bag. A humorous yet stylish environmentally friendly fashion accessory that spreads awareness about climate change. Be the talk of the town while doing your part for the environment. Plus, this tote bag can hold all your eco-friendly purchases! These bags are available in three different colors to fit your mood or environmental lifestyle including a natural color as well.

Earth's ice sphere is the extent of snow and ice cover on the surface. It's shrinking by over 87,000 kilometers per year. It's a critical factor in cooling the planet and it's responding to warming global temperatures. Use these climate change environmental shoulder bags and be an eco-activist by making people see this ecological disaster in a funny light. A great gift for college students getting the cold shoulder in environmental activism classes.

Adult Humor

Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.

Carry your essentials with a wink and a smile using this playful woven tote bag. Featuring a cheeky nod to the realities of cold water on men's penises. It’s perfect for those who appreciate a little adult humor in their everyday style. Durable and spacious, it’s great for shopping, errands, or just showing off your witty side wherever you go.

Cryosphere Shrinkage Environmentally Friendly Shoulder Bags

This environmentally friendly woven tote bag combines a playful message with sustainable design. Made from eco-conscious materials, it offers a spacious and durable option for carrying your daily essentials while supporting a greener planet. A perfect choice for those who want to make a positive impact without sacrificing style or humor.

Woven Tote Bag

Made with 80% recycled cotton and 20% recycled polyester canvas, these environmentally friendly bags are good for the earth and perfect for eco-conscious consumers. The long handles with reinforced cross-stitch add great durability while the shaping seam at the bottom creates volume - a great feature for filling up the bags without disfiguring them.

.: 80% recycled cotton, 20% recycled polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz/yd² (300 g/m²))
.: Double-sided print
.: Sewn-in label
.: Features a shaping bottom seam

Why Buy This Product

Choose this woven tote bag for its unique blend of humor and practicality. Crafted from durable, eco-friendly materials, it offers reliable everyday use while making a bold statement. Its spacious design accommodates all your essentials, making it ideal for shopping or daily errands. This not only reflects your personality but also supports sustainable choices, making it a smart and stylish addition to your collection.

Thse shoulder bags are crafted from 80% recycled cotton and 20% recycled polyester, making for an eco-friendly choice for everyday use. Durable, sustainable materials ensure long-lasting quality while helping reduce environmental impact. Spacious and practical, it’s perfect for carrying your essentials with a touch of playful humor, all while supporting a greener future.

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Product information: Stanley Stella, STAU760, 2-year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean

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