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This "An Elephant Always Remembers But First, It Has To Dismember" sweatshirt is a hilarious take on the saying, featuring the wild animal and witty wordplay. Stay cozy while making a statement with this quirky crewneck shirt.
This funny wild animal humor crewneck shirt is about the famous saying that elephants always remember. But, that also includes that it dismembers before it can remember. For animal lovers, environmentalists, or members of Greenpeace or the WWF. Make sure to purchase this wild animal sweatshirt fashion to make people aware of how nice elephants are to remember.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Bring a cheeky twist to your wardrobe with this playful sweatshirt. Featuring the witty phrase, "An Elephant Always Remembers But First, It Has To Dismember." Perfect for those who appreciate adult humor, it combines comfort with a bold statement that’s sure to spark laughs and conversations. Cozy and casual, it’s an ideal pick for relaxed days when you want to showcase your fun side.
The saying "An elephant never forgets" is largely accurate, as elephants possess exceptional memories, especially for spatial navigation, social interactions, and recognizing individuals. They can recall locations of food and water sources over vast distances and time, even after years, and remember individuals within their social groups.
To dismember is to cut, tear, or pull the arms and legs off a person's body or animal: The police found the dismembered body of a young man in the murderer's freezer. Remembering is much harder though. As Peter Gabriel once sang "I don't remember, I don't recall. I got no memory of anything at all."
Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this crewneck shirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline delivers a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Choose the "An Elephant Always Remembers But First, It Has To Dismember." sweatshirt for a unique blend of comfort and clever humor. Crafted for durability and softness, it offers lasting wear while making a bold, playful statement. This sweatshirt is ideal for those who value quality apparel with a distinctive edge, perfect for casual outings or relaxed settings where personality shines through. Its witty design not only sparks conversation but also reflects a confident, lighthearted attitude. Investing in this piece means adding both style and character to your wardrobe.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
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