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T-Shirt
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. No side seams means there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
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.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
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