If you emit gas from your ass, you can blast off the couch like a rocket. Wear this funny anti-social farting shirt to explain those farts on the couch everyone hears. After you do the deed, just stand up right away to blast off and it becomes your rocket fuel. This funny flatulence top for flatulent people makes a great gift for college students, dads, and foodies as well.
Buy this joke shirt for antisocial adults here.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specialty spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
