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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
Unleash your wild side this holiday season with our Merry MF Christmas window curtains! The bold design will add a touch of rebellious spirit to any room. Take a risk and make a statement with these drapes that are sure to inspire and motivate. Each curtain is sold separately.
If you're into the bah-humbug thing, here's a funny Anti-Xmas curtain with an evil snowman and a mother fucking thrown in for displeasure. Hang this drape in your home and tell those mother fuckers to have a merrier fucking time.
Embrace your inner bah-humbug with the Merry MF Christmas window curtains, perfect for those who prefer a cheeky, anti-Christmas vibe. These curtains add a playful twist to holiday décor, blending festive spirit with a dash of sarcasm. Let your windows do the talking this season with a bold statement that’s both fun and refreshingly honest.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Add a bold, irreverent touch to your holiday décor with the Merry MF Christmas window curtains. Crafted for those who appreciate adult humor, these curtains combine festive spirit with a cheeky twist, making your space both cozy and entertaining. Perfect for sparking laughs and setting a playful holiday mood, they offer a unique way to celebrate Christmas with personality and style.
Bring a humorous, anti-traditional vibe to your living room with the Merry MF Christmas window curtains. Designed for those who prefer a playful, unconventional take on holiday décor, these drapes blend festive colors with witty messaging to create a standout statement. They offer a fun way to express your unique holiday spirit while adding a cozy, stylish touch to your space.
Home decor is the one factor that can make a house truly feel like home. Add character to any type of surroundings with these custom drapes. Measuring in at 50" by 84", these home accessories can decorate your windows with style. Made 100% with polyester, they're somewhat transparent to soften outside light and add elegance to the room. One curtain per order.
.: 100% polyester
.: One-sided print
.: One size (50" × 84") (127m × 213.36cm)
.: 4" (10.16cm) rod pocket
Choose these drapes to add a distinctive, humorous flair to your holiday décor. These curtains stand out with their bold, witty design, perfect for those who want to break from traditional Christmas themes. Beyond their playful message, they provide quality fabric that enhances privacy and light control, making them both a functional and entertaining addition to your living space during the festive season.
The Merry MF Christmas living room drapes feature a transparent fabric that gently softens outside light, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere in your home. This design balances natural illumination with privacy, allowing you to enjoy festive décor without harsh glare. Ideal for adding a subtle holiday touch while maintaining a comfortable, well-lit living space.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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