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Welcome your guests with a touch of humor and sass with our Merry MF Christmas doormat. Durable and functional, these doormats are sure to make a statement and keep your floor or veranda clean. Perfect for adding some festive cheer and a little profanity to your holiday home decor.
If you're not into the ho ho ho crap, here's a doormat for the entryway with an evil snowman. There's also a mother fucking thrown in just for displeasure. Place this Anti-Xmas mat for the door down and tell those mother fuckers to have a merrier mother fucking time.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Start your holiday season with a cheeky twist using the Merry MF Christmas doormat. This playful welcome mat adds a bold, humorous touch to your doorstep, perfect for those who like to keep their festive spirit a little unconventional. Durable and easy to clean, it’s designed to handle all the holiday foot traffic while making a statement that’s sure to get a laugh. Make your entrance unforgettable this Christmas!
Add some humor to your holiday decor with the Merry MF Christmas doormat. Perfect for those who prefer a playful, Anti-Xmas vibe, this entry way mat delivers a cheeky welcome to guests while keeping your entryway clean. Made to withstand winter weather and heavy foot traffic, it’s a fun way to express your unique holiday spirit with a wink.
Each custom mat comes in a 24" x 16" size and is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, making it perfect for outdoor use. All mats feature black vinyl backing for increased stability.
*Eco-friendly
.: One size: 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm)
.: Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
.: Black vinyl backing
.: Mainly for outdoor use
The Merry MF Christmas doormat offers a unique blend of humor and practicality, making it an ideal choice for those seeking to stand out during the holiday season. Crafted from durable materials, it withstands heavy foot traffic and harsh weather, ensuring long-lasting use. Its bold, playful message provides a fresh alternative to traditional holiday decor, perfect for expressing a distinctive personality. This mat not only keeps your entryway clean but also sparks conversation, making it a smart and stylish addition to your festive setup.
The Merry MF Christmas doormat combines festive fun with eco-conscious design. Made from sustainable materials, it helps reduce environmental impact while adding a playful touch to your doorstep. Durable and easy to clean, this mat for your door keeps your entryway tidy throughout the holiday season. Choosing this mat means supporting a greener planet without sacrificing style or personality.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning, or portico. Do not expose it to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use that can be easily removed by occasionally shaking to get rid of the loose fibers.
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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