Get ready to make everyone laugh with our Prime Mate t-shirt! This funny top about life mates is perfect for married or attached men who want to show off their sense of humor and their special bond with their significant other. Don't miss out on this amusing and unique addition to your wardrobe. Don't be a primate, be primed for married life instead. These marriage humor shirts come in several colors to choose from.
Humans are primates, that includes monkeys, lemurs, and apes. This funny men's adult humor couple shirt has a man who doesn't act like a monkey or ape, but he does have one as a pet. Whether you're attached or unattached at the hip, wear this funny relationship and couples top for men and let others know you're a better cut of husband and not a primate. A great gift for male college students studying mating rituals.
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T-Shirt
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specialty spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
