Mummies are stored in a sarcophagus, but they don't do it themselves because they're already dead, in most cases. This funny mummy t-shirt, however, is a parody of those For Dummies books and mummy movies. It's not self-storage for dummies, it's for mummies instead.
Buy this funny mummy horror movie parody t-shirt for storing mummies here.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
