Zombies eat people and people have asses, so zombies eat asses, among other things. People eat asses too, but it's more sexual than when zombies do it. Also, in several zombie horror movies, the walking dead have been seen trying to eat ass without any teeth as well, so they must like it. Wear this funny zombie movie t-shirt and be crowned ass-eater of the dead, or something like that.
Buy this zombie's eat-ass horror movie t-shirt here.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specialty spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size