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Every Family Has One - Velveteen Plush Blanket
Some people are a Grinch you'd like to pinch, and this Christmas holiday season you can keep warm with this funny anti-Xmas humor velveteen plush blanket and let them know it. Get better presents at Christmas when you make a miser more wiser. Buy...- From $35.23
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Have a Krampus Christmas Bite me and I'll bite you back. - Velveteen Plush Blanket
Krampus is a horned figure in European folklore who scares children who have misbehaved during the Christmas holiday season. Buy this funny anti-Xmas velveteen plush blanket with a gingerbread man who will bite you back if you bite him. Buy this funny Krampus Christmas...- From $35.23
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Holy Crap I Love Christmas - Area Rug
Christmas is a time of giving gifts and we buy a lot of crap. Christmas is also a holy religious holiday, so it's holy crap that we buy as presents. Display this funny anti-Xmas area rug and show your love for the holy Christmas...- $74.22
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I Have Wet Naps - Bath Mat
Wet-Naps are hands & face cleansing wipes that are a gentle, soft, convenient way to clean dirty hands and faces on the go. Having Wet Naps, however, is about a woman's wet dreams. If you're a sexy woman that thinks about sex a lot,...- From $25.88
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I Have Wet Naps - Shower Curtains
Wet-Naps are hands & face cleansing wipes that are a gentle, soft, convenient way to clean dirty hands and faces on the go. Having Wet Naps, however, is about a woman's wet dreams. If you're a sexy woman that thinks about sex a lot,...- $64.72
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I Like To Sleep A Lot To Practice For When I'm Dead - Bed Comforter Blanket
If you like to sleep more than the average bear, then let other people know that you practice for when you're dead. After all, you don't want to turn into a zombie, so you do need to practice. Buy this funny sleeping and zombie...- From $121.48
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I Like To Sleep A Lot To Practice For When I'm Dead - Spun Polyester Lumbar Pillow
If you like to sleep more than the average bear, then let other people know that you practice for when you're dead. After all, you don't want to turn into a zombie, so you do need to practice. Buy this funny sleeping and zombie...- $27.72
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I Unravel At The Speed Of Light - Lamp on a Stand - Black
This funny scientific lamp on a stand is about being unnerved very easily. As most scientists know the speed of light is very fast, and so are some people at losing it. If you want to lose it or have already lost it, then...- $65.10
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I was visited by 3 spirits last night Whiskey Rum and Tequila - Spun Polyester Lumbar Pillow
We all know that A Christmas Carol is about Ebenezer Scrooge who is visited by 3 spirits. On this funny booze drinker's spun polyester lumbar pillow, the 3 spirits are whiskey, rum, and tequila. Buy this funny drinking humor spun polyester lumbar pillow if...- $27.72
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I was visited by 3 spirits last night Whiskey Rum and Tequila - Velveteen Plush Blanket
We all know that A Christmas Carol is about Ebenezer Scrooge who is visited by 3 spirits. On this funny booze drinker's velveteen plush blanket, the 3 spirits are whiskey, rum, and tequila. Buy this funny drinking humor velveteen plush blanket if you love...- From $35.23
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I wear my sunglasses at night - Retro Tripod Lamp - Black
Sunglasses at Night is a hit from 1984 by Canadian singer Corey Hart. On this funny music humor tripod lamp, this rendition has a skeleton wearing sunglasses at night too. Buy this cool music humor retro-style tripod lamp and sing the blues away. Wear...- $65.10
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Jingle Balls ... Stinging All The Way - Area Rug
Many people have sang Jingle Bells during the Christmas holidays, but this funny fetish area rug is for adults only. Sing a carol with a little higher note when you jingle those balls. You'll be stinging all the way too if someone jingles those...- $74.22
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Keep Calm and Merry On - Lamp on a Stand - Black
Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster made by the British government for World War II. On this funny Christmas lamp on a stand, you can put people in the holiday mood by telling them to Merry On. Turn on this funny...- $65.10
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Keep Calm and Merry On - Retro Tripod Lamp - Black
Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster made by the British government for World War II. On this funny Christmas retro-style tripod lamp, you can put people in the holiday mood by telling them to Merry On. Buy this funny keep calm...- $65.10
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Lighten Up - Lamp on a Stand - Black
Stoners use Zippo lighters a lot and that means stoners like to light up, but also want people to lighten up as well. If you're a stoner who wants to send a double message, then buy this funny 420 lifestyle lamp on a stand...- $65.10
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Merry MF Christmas - Bed Comforter Blanket
Merry Christmas is what everyone says, but if you're not into Christmas, here's an anti-Xmas comforter with an evil snowman and an MF thrown in. Buy this anti-Xmas blanket and tell those mother fuckers to have a merry mother fucking Christmas. Buy this funny...- $158.85
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Merry MF Christmas - Lamp on a Stand - Black
Merry Christmas is what everyone says. but if you're not into Christmas then here's a lamp on a stand with an evil snowman and an MF thrown in for some Christmas jeer. Turn this anti-Christmas lamp on a stand on and tell those mother...- $52.08
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Merry MF Christmas - Round Rug
Merry Christmas is what everyone says, but if you're not into Christmas, here's an anti-Xmas round rug with an evil snowman and an MF thrown in for displeasure. Buy this anti-Xmas rug and tell those mother fuckers to have a merry mother fucking Christmas....- $117.18
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Merry MF Christmas - Tufted Floor Pillow
Merry Christmas is what everyone says, but if you're not into Christmas, here's an anti-Xmas tufted floor pillow with an evil snowman and an MF thrown in. Buy this anti-Xmas decoration and tell those mother fuckers to have a merry mother fucking Christmas. Buy...- From $56.47
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Merry MF Christmas - Velveteen Plush Blanket
Merry Christmas is what everyone says, but if you're not into Christmas, here's an anti-Xmas velveteen plush blanket with an evil snowman and an MF thrown in for displeasure. Buy this anti-Xmas velveteen plush blanket and tell those mother fuckers to have a merry...- From $35.23
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