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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
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Keep cozy this holiday with the Merry MF Christmas Velveteen Plush Blanket. Featuring an evil snowman, this home accessory will add a playful and quirky touch to your decor. Perfect for snuggling up by the fire and enjoying some cocoa or spiked eggnog, it's a must-have for any holiday celebration. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and festive cheer. Holy mother fucking Christ, it's warm.
If you're into celebrating the holidays, here's an Anti-Xmas blanket home bedding accessory. It also has an evil snowman and a mother fucking thrown in for displeasure. Buy this Xmas bed cover and tell those mother fuckers to have a merrier mother fucking snooze.
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Wrap yourself in cheeky comfort this holiday season with the Merry MF Christmas Velveteen Plush Blanket. Soft, cozy, and just the right amount of naughty. It’s perfect for adding a playful twist to your festive lounging or gifting to that friend who loves a little holiday humor. Stay warm, stay bold, and keep the holiday spirit delightfully irreverent.
Celebrate the holidays with a twist of humor using the Merry MF Christmas Velveteen Plush Blanket. This soft, velvety blanket combines cozy warmth with a funny, Anti-Xmas vibe. Perfect for those who prefer to keep their holiday spirit a little unconventional. Ideal for lounging or gifting, it adds a playful edge to your festive season.
Create a cozy and warm atmosphere at home. It is soft to the touch and perfect for any home. Available in two sizes: 50x60" and 60x80".
NB! Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester (SPOKE) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation)
.: Print is on one side
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
The Merry MF Christmas Velveteen Plush Blanket offers a unique blend of comfort and humor, making it an ideal choice for those seeking both warmth and a playful holiday statement. Crafted from soft velveteen, it ensures cozy relaxation during chilly winter days. Its bold, irreverent design sets it apart from traditional holiday decor, appealing to individuals who appreciate a witty twist on seasonal celebrations. This home accessory is perfect for gifting or personal use, adding personality and comfort to any space while embracing a fun, expert-approved approach to holiday cheer.
The Merry MF Christmas bed cover is available in two sizes, offering flexibility to suit your space and comfort needs. Crafted from soft velveteen, it provides exceptional warmth and a playful holiday statement. Whether you choose the smaller size for personal use or the larger one to share cozy moments, this bedding accessory combines expert-quality materials with a bold, humorous design perfect for adding personality to your festive season.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dry clean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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