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Blow Me - T-Shirt - Black
Blow Me - T-Shirt. Blow Me can be a sexual thing, but with this twisted stoner t-shirt, it's all about coke. Sure a blow job is great, but now you can get free blow when you wear this cocaine drug t-shirt. We can't guarantee...- From $30.00
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Cocaine Dealer Bear - T-Shirt - Black
Cocaine Bear is a movie that's about a bear that gets high on cocaine. But, that bear had to get that cocaine from somewhere because coke doesn't just fall out of the sky. On this funny movie parody t-shirt of Cocaine Bear, it's the...- From $30.00
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Cocaine It's The Feel Thing - T-Shirt - Black
Coca-Cola's 'It's the Real Thing' was an advertising campaign in the '70s. This funny stoner t-shirt is about Cocaine though, and it's the feel thing that counts. If you didn't feel anything, why would you take it? This funny stoner t-shirt makes a great...- From $30.00
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Do Do Drugs - T-Shirt - Black
Don't Do Drugs and Just Say No were a couple of the ad campaigns as a part of the U.S. War on Drugs", aiming to discourage children. That's great, but if you're an adult, that choice should be yours and not the government's. If...- From $30.00
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Fight The War Against Against Drugs - T-Shirt - Black
The failed war on drugs is a shameful attack on families and Black communities. If YOU want to end the war on drugs, then you have to Fight The War Against, Against Drugs, like Oregon voters who decriminalized possession of small amounts of drugs....- From $30.00
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Go explore outside Maybe you'll find some cocaine. - T-Shirt - Black
$5 FROM EACH SALE IS DONATED TO: World Wildlife Fund *We DO NOT claim tax receipts for ourselves. You will be notified by email with proof of your contribution. Cocaine Bear is a movie about a bear that finds cocaine that dropped out of...- From $30.00
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Keep Calm and Plow On - T-Shirt - Black
Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. Keep Calm and Plow On is a motivational shirt for cocaine users that plow lines of coke and then snort the shit...- From $30.00
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LSD Looking Surrealistic Dude - T-Shirt - Black
L.S.D. is Lysergic acid diethylamide aka acid or lucy and is a potent psychedelic drug. It can also stand for looking surrealistic dude. It doesn't, but it could, and does on this funny hard drug user's shirt. Wear this funny partying t-shirt and start...- From $30.00
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Magic Is Real - T-Shirt - Black
Magic is real because magic mushrooms are real, good. This funny stoner shirt is for stoners who love to take magic mushrooms on a ride. Making magic is what these mushrooms are all about and this top is almost as magically delicious as magic...- From $30.00
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Mr. Plow - T-Shirt - Black
That was Homer Simpson's company, but on this funny stoner shirt, they'll call you that because of all the cocaine you snort. Yes coke is a drug and many people use it, so don't refuse it and plow on. Buy this funny cocaine drug...- From $30.00
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Mushbooms - T-Shirt - Black
Magic mushrooms can be eaten, mixed with food, or brewed like tea for drinking. They can also be mixed with cannabis or tobacco and smoked. They're also the only mushrooms that have a psychedelic kick or boom to them. That's why they're called Mushbooms. Buy...- From $30.00
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Snow Plow - T-Shirt - Black
If coke aka cocaine is the real thing for you, then you've plowed some lines already. This funny cocaine drug user's shirt for stoners is about a different kind of winter than most people would think. If you like to snort, then wear this...- From $30.00
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The Drug Guru - T-Shirt - Black
The Love Guru is a very bad movie that nobody wants to see, while this is a very good dealer or user that everybody wants to see. If you love your drugs, then wear this funny stoner and movie humor shirt and be as...- From $30.00
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This Is My Brain On Drugs No Question - T-Shirt - Black
If you're old enough to remember those Public Service Announcements about drugs, then you can appreciate this funny stoner shirt that twists their version into a funny drug user's version. Those PSAs were all bullshit anyway, so show people the real people that use...- From $30.00
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White Line Fever Bear - T-Shirt - Black
The first part is a trucker film from 1975, but on this funny Cocaine Bears movie humor parody shirt for adults, this particular animal has a coke addiction. Bears find coke dropped from the sky all the time, but this one has been getting...- From $30.00
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Why Greedo didn't shoot first - T-Shirt - Black
In the first film the big controversy is; Did Han make his shot first? He did of course, or he'd be dead instead. So, with that question answered, here's why Greedo didn't get a shot first; He was a stoner wasted on magic mushrooms,...- From $30.00
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