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4 out of 5 dentists want to kick your teeth in - T-Shirt - Black
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident gum was the original advertisement, but on this witty adult humor t-shirt 4 out of 5 dentists want to kick your teeth in. Why? Because they need the work of course. Wear this funny TV commercial parody...- From $30.00
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Abs Normal The Rest Is Exceptional - T-Shirt - Black
Abs Normal The Rest Is Exceptional - T-Shirt. With the new movie and TV show heroes having guts now like Thor and David Harbour on Stranger Things, your abs can be normal while the rest of you is exceptional. This doesn't make you abnormal,...- From $30.00
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Battleshits Sink Or Stink - T-Shirt - Black
Battleshits Sink Or Stink - T-Shirt. Battleship is a game and a movie. Battleshits, is also a game, a song, and probably some kind of adult movie too. Two college girls playing Battleshits was also a skit in the Harold and Kumar movie as...- From $30.00
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Bio-Weapon - T-Shirt - Black
In the Resident Evil movies, they had bio-weapons created by using a virus, but they're not the only bio-weapons out there. Now you can be a bio-weapon too, whether it's because you know martial arts or something, or you can fart silent but deadly,...- From $30.00
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Black Hole Gut Eliminator - T-Shirt - Black
If you have a beer gut or a big stomach for any reason, you can now buy the astronomy-based Black Hole Gut Eliminator t-shirt created by pseudo-scientists. Lose any fat stomach within seconds by sending it into a black hole abyss. Wear this universal...- From $30.00
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Goldilocks and the three breasts Too big Too little and I'm just right - T-Shirt - Black
Goldilocks and the Three Bears is about things that are too this, too that, and just right. On this funny and sexy women's adult humor shirt to empower women, Goldilocks' breasts are just right. Any woman can wear this empowering top because all women's...- From $30.00
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Having a small penis is a little hard. - T-Shirt - Black
For men, having a small penis is difficult, and the penis is a little hard too. If you're a grower and not a shower, then wear this funny men's adult humor shirt and let others know you have it a little hard compared to...- From $30.00
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I Fart To Blast Off - T-Shirt - Black
If you emit gas from your ass, you can blast off the couch like a rocket. Wear this funny anti-social farting shirt to explain those farts on the couch everyone hears. After you do the deed, just stand up right away to blast off...- From $30.00
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I have a small dick, but big ambitions. - T-Shirt - Black
Men have all different sizes of penises, but if you have a small dick, you'd better have big ambitions. Men have more worth than just a big penis, and this funny men's adult humor shirt lets people know you make up for penis size...- From $30.00
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If your balls are bigger than mine maybe you should see a doctor - T-Shirt - Black
If a man's testicles grow to a larger-than-average size, they may experience health-related issues or other complications. Wear this funny men's adult humor shirt and let other guys know that if they have bigger balls than you, it might be a medical issue because...- From $30.00
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iSmell - T-Shirt - Black
Do you smell that smell? Everyone does, that has a nose anyway. This funny shirt isn't referring to being stinky, or smelly like the cat, but the fact that pretty well everyone smells, and poops too. Wear this funny and smelly anti-social top for...- From $30.00
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Mama Bare - T-Shirt - Black
A mama bear is dangerous, while a mama that's bare, is not so much. If you like to be nude and you're expecting a child, then you're a mama bare. Wear this sexy pregnant women's shirt if you're also a nudist, naturist, or just...- From $30.00
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Of Course I'm Full Of Myself What Else Could I Be - T-Shirt - Black
If anyone has ever told you that you're full of yourself, then you need to buy and wear this funny shirt asap. If people think you're very self-satisfied with an exaggerated sense of self-worth, then twist their minds into knowing that technically, everyone is...- From $30.00
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Public Warning I Solicit Behavior - T-Shirt - Black
A Public Warning for illicit behavior usually refers to something that is not morally proper or acceptable. Soliciting is to ask for or try to obtain something from someone, and in this case, any behaviors will do, and it's not that other kind of...- From $30.00
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Shatman! - T-Shirt - Black
Shazam! is a superhero movie and Fartman is a humorous superhero, popularized by Howard Stern. But they're both pussies when Shatman is around. Wear this funny superhero's shirt for adult men and start shitting on supervillains. Also, a great gift for male college students...- From $30.00
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Short people won't stab you in the back because they can't reach it. - T-Shirt - Black
This is a song that wasn't very flattering, but on this funny adult humor shirt, shorter humans won't be stabbing you because they can't even get to it. Wear this funny human biology shirt whether you're big or small, and save big, even if...- From $30.00
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Silent But Deadly Gas Leaks - T-Shirt - Black
While a gas leak is often silent, the resulting explosion is anything but, because on this funny farting shirt you are releasing the silent but deadly gas leaks. Wear the funniest flatulence-based tee and start filling the rooms with your gaseous leaks. A great...- From $30.00
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There's a bun in the oven - T-Shirt - Black
The idiom bun in the oven refers to pregnancy. The “bun” is the baby, and the “oven” is the mother's womb. Perhaps it alludes to the warmth and shelter a pregnant mother gives. Wear this funny mother-loving t-shirt and let people know you're toasting...- From $30.00
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Thicc Chick - T-Shirt - Black
Thicc is a slang term for a full-figured body, specifically a big butt and curvy waist. It's used sexually and for humor. This sexy women's adult humor t-shirt celebrates thicc and punches body shaming in the face. Wear this sexy women's empowerment t-shirt and...- From $30.00
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Treasured Chest - T-Shirt - Black
You can look for a treasure chest if you want, but a Treasured Chest can be found on any woman with breasts. If you're a sexy woman with boobs, then let other people know how treasured that chest is to you and them. You...- From $30.00
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