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A Star Is Born Every 0.0125 Seconds - T-Shirt - Black
Reach for the stars with this quirky astronomy science t-shirt! With the ability to create over 80,000 new stars every day, it's no wonder this shirt says "A Star Is Born Every 0.0125 Seconds". Perfect for any science enthusiast, this t-shirt will make you...- From $30.00
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Alien Autopsy Survivor - T-Shirt - Black
Prove you witnessed the ultimate out-of-this-world spectacle with this Alien Autopsy Survivor T-Shirt. This extraterrestrial autopsy movie-inspired tee is the real deal, making for a quirky and humorous addition to your wardrobe. No need for flashy ship light shows, this t-shirt is the only...- From $30.00
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Are We Alone? Don't Know, But I Am. - T-Shirt - Black
Discover the ultimate conversation starter with our "Are We Alone? Don't Know, But I Am." t-shirt! Perfect for those with a quirky sense of humor, this shirt combines dating life and alien science for a truly unique style. Who knows, it might even attract...- From $30.00
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Astronomical Events I Can't Wait - T-Shirt - Black
Get ready for some space-themed laughs with our Astronomical Events I Can't Wait T-Shirt! Featuring funny science humor, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and can't wait for the next big event in the cosmos. It's sure to be...- From $30.00
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Black Hole Gut Eliminator - T-Shirt - Black
If you have a beer gut or a big stomach for any reason, you can now buy the astronomy-based Black Hole Gut Eliminator t-shirt created by pseudo-scientists. Lose any fat stomach within seconds by sending it into a black hole abyss. Wear this universal...- From $30.00
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Coronal Mass Ejection Has nothing to do with a virus and is a lot more dangerous. - T-Shirt - Black
A coronal mass ejection is a significant release of plasma and accompanying magnetic field from the solar corona. No virus could ever survive the heat, so don't worry, there are no Coronavirus mass infections with this funny astronomy science and Coronavirus humor t-shirt. Wear...- From $30.00
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Exosexual - T-Shirt - Black
Humans are sexually active beings and there are several different categories of sexual behavior. If you believe that there are aliens out there somewhere, then you must also realize that humans will have sex with an alien. Now you can let everyone know that...- From $30.00
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Free Anal Probe - T-Shirt - Black
An anal probe refers to being abducted and probed in the ass by aliens. It's also sex toys for the anus or anal sex. On this funny and sexy shirt, the anal probe is free. Wear this funny anal sex adult men's humor top...- From $30.00
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Gravitational Attraction Meeting Someone At A Party - T-Shirt - Black
Gravitational Attraction is when two bodies are attracted to each other, like at a party. If you're a scientist or science fan, then you can start letting all your friends and family know that there are now two kinds of gravity in the universe....- From $30.00
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How You Screwin'? - T-Shirt - Black
Joey on Friends used to say How you doin'?, but on this funny alien sex life scientific shirt an alien is asked How You Screwin'? This funny scientific t-shirt makes a perfect gift for Astrobiology scientists or students who study extraterrestrial life and might...- From $30.00
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I Love Asstronomy The Study Of Asses - T-Shirt - Black
Astronomy is a natural science that studies celestial objects and phenomena. Asstronomy is The Study Of Asses and men excel at that course. Wear this funny men's adult humor shirt and let women know that you're studying their asses intently. A great gift for...- From $30.00
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I Love Astronomy because what's happening on Earth sucks. - T-Shirt - Black
$5 FROM EACH SALE IS DONATED TO: Greenpeace *We DO NOT claim tax receipts for ourselves. You will be notified by email with proof of your contribution. If you would rather stare at the stars instead of all the crap we're creating on Earth,...- From $30.00
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I Love Moon Shine The Fuller The Better - T-Shirt - Black
Whether you love Moonshine or actual Moon Shine this funny drinking and astronomy shirt is a perfect fit. You get two jokes that are funny for the same money and two laughs for the price of one when you wear this top. If you...- From $30.00
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I Unravel At The Speed Of Light - T-Shirt - Black
This funny scientific shirt is about being unnerved very easily. As most scientists know the speed of light is very fast, and so are some sociopathic people at losing it. If you want to lose it or have already lost it, then this funny...- From $30.00
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Late Heavy Bombardment A Few More Drinks Before Closing Time - T-Shirt - Black
If you're a late-night heavy drinker who's always dreading the last call, wear this drinker shirt that twists an astronomical event into a drunk-assed comical event. The bombardment was about meteorites hitting the Earth billions of years ago, but this top is about a...- From $30.00
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Let's Get Astrophysical - T-Shirt - Black
This funny astronomy science shirt is for astrophysicists who like to get astrophysical or anybody who's into astronomy. This top was taken from the Olivia Newton-John song Physical and is a great gift for scientists, citizen scientists, or astronomy enthusiasts. If you like star...- From $30.00
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Lord Of The Rings - T-Shirt - Black
LOTR is just a bunch of movies that were made by people. The real one was made by the cosmos and is called Saturn. The rings of Saturn are the most extensive ring system of any planet in the Solar System, so that makes...- From $30.00
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Magnetars Don't Try To Stick Them On Your Fridge - T-Shirt - Black
A magnetar is a type of neutron star believed to have an extremely powerful magnetic field. So don't try to stick them on your fridge because they're very hard to get back off again, and magnetars are also really hard to catch. If you're...- From $30.00
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S.A.T.I. The Search For Any Terrestrial Intelligence - T-Shirt - Black
Homer Simpson asked, " Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?" Well, now there is because this funny S.E.T.I. parody t-shirt for science fans twists it into The Search For Any Terrestrial Intelligence. If you're not impressed by most people's...- From $30.00
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Satellite Wars - T-Shirt - Black
Space warfare includes ground-to-space warfare, such as attacking satellites from the Earth, and space-to-space warfare. Satellite Wars are coming, but they won't be as funny as this science humor shirt. A great gift for rocket scientists and astronomy fans. Buy this funny Satellite Wars...- From $30.00
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