Stay stylish and comfortable with our Tank Top, featuring a bold and humorous statement that 100% of drunk people claim they're not. Made with high-quality fabric, this jersey is perfect for casual wear or a night out with friends. Show off your sense of humor and make a statement with our fashions. These shirts are available in several different sizes and colors to fit your lifestyle.
If you're a drinker and have gotten shit-faced, then you've said you weren't to someone who asked you. Most drinkers have said they're not drunks at some point, but 100% who are already there say they're not. It's human nature, so wear this funny drinking sleeveless shirt and be ready to say you're not wasted too. This funny drinking tank top makes a great gift for college students with a drinking agenda that is also a drunken master.
Adult Humor
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Show off your cheeky side with this playful tank top that calls out the classic denial of being drunk. Perfect for parties, bar nights, or just lounging with friends, it’s a fun conversation starter that keeps the mood light and humorous. Comfortable and casual, it’s your go-to for a laugh wherever you go.
Alcohol Lovers
Celebrate your love for a good drink with this playful tank top that humorously highlights the universal truth about being “not drunk.” Ideal for casual outings, parties, or relaxing with friends, it’s a fun way to share a laugh and show off your spirited personality. Comfortable and stylish, it’s perfect for any alcohol enthusiast who enjoys a good laugh.
Tank Top
This must-have unisex jersey fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the shirt. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
Why Buy This Product
This tank top combines humor with comfort, making it an ideal choice for casual wear and social gatherings. Its witty message resonates with many, sparking conversations and laughter. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures all-day comfort while showcasing your playful personality. Choose this tank top to add a unique, lighthearted touch to your wardrobe that’s perfect for parties, bar outings, or relaxed weekends.
This unisex sleeveless shirt offers a comfortable fit and versatile style suitable for all genders. Featuring a humorous slogan, it’s perfect for casual wear, social events, or summer outings. Made from breathable fabric, it ensures comfort and durability while making a bold, playful statement. Ideal for those who appreciate witty apparel with a relaxed, inclusive design.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3480, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry clean
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