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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
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We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Medium roast
.: Tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, citrus
.: Growing Region: Central America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency, and freshness
.: Ethically and sustainably sourced through B Corp Certified suppliers
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft" according to the SCA guidelines
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and territories, as well as Canada
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EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Roastify, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Store product in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent it from being exposed to oxygen.
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