If you have a beer gut or a big stomach for any reason, you can now buy the astronomy-based Black Hole Gut Eliminator long-sleeve tee created by pseudo-scientists. Lose any fat stomach within seconds by sending it into a black hole abyss. Wear this universally slimming long-sleeve tee for men or women if you have a big belly and watch your stomach disappear.
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A bit more formal than a standard-issue t-shirt, the ultra-cotton long-sleeve tee is a clear comfort winner. The sleeves also act as a nice frame. There are no side seams. The shoulders are taped for improved durability. This makes for a good fitting around the shoulders and neck. The cotton used for these shirts is environmentally friendly.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs smaller than usual