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Adult Humor
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
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Command And Control Center Funny Men's Hooded Sweatshirt
Take charge boldly with the Command And Control Center Hoodie, a daring statement piece for men who own their space. This hooded sweatshirt combines edgy humor with ultimate comfort, making it perfect for those who lead with confidence and a sharp wit. Command attention and control the vibe wherever you go.
Hoodie
This unisex heavy blend shirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft, and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality. The hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Why Buy This Product
The Command And Control Center Hoodie offers a unique blend of comfort, style, and humor designed for those who appreciate both functionality and personality in their wardrobe. Crafted from high-quality materials, it ensures warmth and durability, while its witty design adds a distinctive edge to casual wear. Ideal for men seeking a versatile hooded sweatshirt that stands out, this piece delivers reliable comfort and a confident statement in one. Choose this hoodie to elevate your everyday look with expert-approved quality and clever style.
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Product information: Gildan 18500, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean
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