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.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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