Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions
Fight Or Flight Or Fuck I'll Choose Fuck Every Time - T-Shirt - Witty Twisters Fashions

Fight Or Flight Or Fuck - T-Shirt

This adult humor t-shirt is not just about fighting or fleeing; it's about prioritizing pleasure over survival....
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Fight Or Flight Or Fuck - T-Shirt

$30.00

Fight Or Flight Or Fuck - T-Shirt

$30.00
Color: Black
Size: XL

This adult humor t-shirt is not just about fighting or fleeing; it's about prioritizing pleasure over survival. The fight or flight response may be instinctual, but you can always choose to say "fuck it" and enjoy your sex life. Express your rebellious side with these quirky and playful shirts. These t-shirts are available in several different sizes and colors to fit your mood, body, or lifestyle. These are unisex shirts for men and women as well.

The fighting or fleeing response is a reaction to an event that is stressful or frightening, and most people do one or the other, but on this sexy sex-related adult humor shirt fucking is also a stress response. If you'd rather be fucking than fighting or running, wear this funny adult humor top and choose fucking as your third option. A great gift for college students who are doing at least one of those at any given time.

Adult Humor

Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.

Make a bold statement with the "Fight Or Flight Or Fuck" T-shirt, designed for those who live unapologetically. This daring tee blends edgy adult humor with a fearless attitude, perfect for sparking conversations and turning heads wherever you go. Crafted for comfort and impact, it’s your go-to choice when subtle just won’t do.

Fight Or Flight Or Fuck - Funny Fucking T-shirts For Adults

Show off your wild side with the "Fight Or Flight Or Fuck" T-shirt, a hilariously bold choice for adults who appreciate edgy adult humor. This daring tee combines sharp wit with a fearless vibe, making it perfect for those who love to laugh out loud and push boundaries. Comfortable and eye-catching, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for any casual occasion.

T-shirt

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. No side seams means there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

Crafted with eco-friendly materials to support a healthier planet. This comfortable, sustainable tee lets you express your fearless attitude while making a positive impact. Perfect for those who want to stand out and stand up for the environment at the same time.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Why Buy This Product

Choose the "Fight Or Flight Or Fuck" T-shirt for its unique blend of bold expression and quality craftsmanship. Designed to deliver both comfort and durability, this shirt uses premium materials that ensure long-lasting wear. Its provocative message makes it a standout piece for those confident in their style and humor. Ideal for anyone seeking a conversation-starting garment that combines edgy design with expert construction.

These tops are more than just apparel; they represent a survivalist lifestyle. These t-shirts blend adult humor with the celebration of sexual culture, making them a favorite among fucking fans. Whether you're passionate about surviving or want to connect with other fucking survivalists, these tops are tops for your wardrobe.

EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dry clean

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