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Get in the holiday spirit with this Merry MF Christmas Retro Tripod Lamp! Perfect for any adult looking to celebrate in style, this light will add a touch of charm to any room. Embrace the joy and cheer of the season with a little bit of humor. Bulb not included.
If you're an adult celebrating the holidays, then here is a home accessory with an evil snowman and a mothing fucking thrown in. Turn this anti-Xmas house lighting decor on and tell those mother fuckers to have a merrier mothing fucking attitude.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Light up your holiday season with the Merry MF Christmas Retro Tripod Lamp. Combining vintage style with cheeky adult humor, this light adds a bold, playful touch to your festive décor. Its sturdy tripod base ensures stability while casting a warm, inviting glow perfect for holiday gatherings. Ideal for those who appreciate retro design and a little irreverence, this lamp makes a standout statement in any room.
The Merry MF Christmas Retro Tripod Lamp offers a humorous twist on traditional holiday lighting. Designed with a nostalgic retro aesthetic, this fixture delivers warm, ambient light while playfully challenging conventional Christmas decor. Its sturdy tripod design ensures durability and stability, making it a perfect conversation piece for those who enjoy blending vintage style with witty, Anti-Xmas charm. Ideal for adding personality and a touch of irreverence to your festive atmosphere.
When function met aesthetics, this light was born. Featuring a galvanized steel base, this lighting fixture delivers both high-end durability and a unique decorative touch. Step back into the That '70s show when you gather around this light for a holiday smoke session.
NB! This features a type A plug with two pins, which makes it suitable for the sockets used in the USA and Canada.
.: Galvanized steel base
.: High-res printed shade with fabric trim
.: Type A plug with 2 flat pins - supported in the USA and Canada
.: 100 – 127 V
.: Requires 13-Watt compact fluorescent or 60-Watt regular incandescent or LED equivalent bulb (not included).
The light is a unique blend of vintage design and bold humor, perfect for those seeking to make a statement this holiday season. Its sturdy tripod base ensures reliable stability, while the warm light creates a cozy atmosphere. Ideal for anyone who appreciates retro aesthetics with a cheeky twist, this light adds personality and a distinctive edge to your festive décor, making it a memorable conversation starter.
The Merry MF Christmas lighting fixture features a durable galvanized steel base that ensures long-lasting stability and industrial charm. This robust foundation supports the lamp’s nostalgic design while providing reliable performance. Perfect for those who value both style and sturdiness, this lamp combines retro aesthetics with practical construction to enhance your holiday décor with a distinctive, expert touch.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: If the lamp does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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