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.: Materials: 100% wood (frame), 100% plexiglass (face), 100% metal (mechanism)
.: One size: 10" x 10" (25.4 x 25.4 cm)
.: Pre-installed backside hook
.: For indoor use
.: Requires one AA battery (NOT included)
.: Silent mechanism
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EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
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