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Get ready to outlast the competition with this hilarious survival T-shirt that proclaims your belief in natural selection. Humor and self-awareness make this the perfect top for any survivalist. Live with style! These shirts are available in several sizes and colors to fit your mood in a crisis.
Evolution describes how organisms that are best suited to their environment are more likely to survive and reproduce. Wear this funny antisocial adult humor t-shirt and always be the one to survive. A great gift for college students taking biology courses or partying so hard they could die. Escape any disaster and have an excuse for outrunning them.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Show off your sharp wit with this playful "I believe in natural selection, so I naturally select that I should live" T-shirt. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a clever twist, it’s a fun way to express confidence and resilience. Comfortable and casual, it’s ideal for everyday wear or sparking conversations wherever you go.
Embrace your antisocial survival skills with this playful "I believe in natural selection so I naturally select that I should live" T-shirt. Perfect for those who prefer a clever, humorous take on survival and disaster social skills, it’s a fun way to show off your unique outlook. Comfortable and casual, it’s great for everyday wear or making a witty statement wherever you go. This is also perfect for joggers and runners who are already running anyway.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. No side seams means there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this tee ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank shirt is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
This fashion statement combines clever humor with a bold statement, making it a standout addition to any wardrobe. Crafted for comfort and durability, it’s perfect for those who appreciate witty, thought-provoking apparel. Wearing this shirt not only showcases your unique perspective on natural selection and survival but also sparks engaging conversations. Choose this T-shirt to express confidence, individuality, and a sharp sense of humor with expert style.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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