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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
Introducing our environmentally friendly "We can't spend the money if we're all dead" Woven Tote Bag. Made for people who care about the environment. With each purchase, a portion of the proceeds will go towards environmental causes. Help make a difference while looking good.
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This woven tote bag boldly displays the phrase "We Can't Spend The Money If We're All Dead," blending sharp environmental insight with practical design. Made to withstand daily use, it serves as a stylish reminder of the urgent need for sustainable choices. Ideal for those who value both functionality and meaningful messaging, this tote encourages thoughtful conversations about our planet’s future while offering reliable carrying capacity.
This woven tote bag combines eco-friendly design with a powerful message: "We Can't Spend The Money If We're All Dead." Made from sustainable materials, it offers a durable and stylish way to carry your essentials while supporting environmental awareness. Perfect for everyday use, this shoulder bag encourages mindful choices and helps reduce plastic waste, making it a thoughtful addition to your green lifestyle.
Made with 80% recycled cotton and 20% recycled polyester canvas, these bags are good for the earth and perfect for an ecology-aware lifestyle. The long handles with reinforced cross-stitch add great durability while the shaping seam at the bottom creates volume - a great feature for filling up the bags without disfiguring them.
*Handle length, in - 25.5 Handle length, cm - 65.0
.: 80% recycled cotton, 20% recycled polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz/yd² (300 g/m²))
.: Double-sided print
.: Sewn-in label
.: Features a shaping bottom seam
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EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Stanley Stella STAU760, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean
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"Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay."
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