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This funny antisocial t-shirt is designed to provide comfort and style, perfect for everyday wear. Made with high-quality materials and a classic fit, it will quickly become a wardrobe staple. Show off your unique taste and sense of humor with the "5 Star General Pain In The Ass" design. These shirts are available in several different sizes and colors to fit your complicated lifestyle.
There are Five Starred Generals and there are people who are pains in the asses. These funny anti-social adult humor shirts combine both. Wear a funny adult humor fashion if you hate people or are a sociopath or an anti-social narcissist. Let other people know it's not top secret when it comes to being difficult. These anti-social shirts for men and women are five stars worthy.
Life is too short to play it safe! Dive headfirst into the exhilarating world of comedy for adults, where laughter reigns and boundaries are meant to be pushed. This is your call to arms, your invitation to break free from the mundane and embrace the outrageous! Get ready to unleash your inner rebel and wear your lifestyle like a badge of honor.
Show off your cheeky adult side with the 5 Star General Pain In The Ass T-Shirt. Perfect for those who lead with a sense of humor and don’t mind being the lovable troublemaker. Made for comfort and laughs, it’s your go-to tee for casual days when you want to keep things playful and bold.
Embrace your unique vibe with the 5 Star General Pain In The Ass T-Shirt, designed for those who value their space and speak their mind. This comfortable tee lets you express your antisocial tendencies with confidence and a touch of humor, making it easier to set boundaries while staying true to yourself.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
Crafted from durable heavy cotton, these shirts offer a sturdy yet comfortable fit suitable for all genders. Their unisex design ensures versatility and a flattering silhouette for everyone. Ideal for everyday wear, this tee combines robust fabric with bold humor, making it a reliable and expressive addition to any wardrobe.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
The 5 Star General Pain In The Ass T-Shirt combines bold self-expression with everyday comfort, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate humor and authenticity. Crafted from quality materials, it offers durability and a flattering fit, ensuring long-lasting wear. This shirt serves as a confident statement piece that sparks conversation and showcases your unapologetic personality with style.
These tops are more than just apparel, they represent an antisocial lifestyle. These tees blend fashion with the celebration of smart-ass culture, making them a favorite among humor fans. Whether you're passionate about being difficult or want to connect with other painful people, these are perfect for your wardrobe.
EU representative: Witty Twisters Fashions, support@wittytwisters.com, 1510-3077 Weston Rd., Toronto, ON, M9M 3A1, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
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